Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
she pinky promised me she was 18
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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