Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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