Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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