I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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