doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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