Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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