I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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