omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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