Midget sex pt 2 tonight
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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