your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
is wine microwaveable?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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