i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Randomize
