at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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