HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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