my vag is so smooth its legendary
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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