giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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