I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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