Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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