I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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