How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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