Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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