it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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