I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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