drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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