Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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