i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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