I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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