Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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