Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
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so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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