Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY