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(270): View more from Kentucky

I wanna come home

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And do what?

(270): View more from Kentucky

Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Potential corruption. He's 19.

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Get them while they're young!

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(503): View more from Oregon

She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.

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(313): View more from Michigan

So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?

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(248): View more from Michigan

What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.

(810): View more from Michigan

I think you know the answer.

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How can I marinade myself in Vodka?

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she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story

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(616): View more from Michigan

somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry

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(760): View more from California

Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box

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