Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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