is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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