I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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