I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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