from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
