He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
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As shirtless as possible
You're a waste of cheezeits
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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