Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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