He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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