my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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