kristin has been a bad kristin
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
People with herpes should wear stickers.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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