You just made me feel so damn special
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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