Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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