pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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