As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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