I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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