I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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