Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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