Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Semen is not good for contacts.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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