I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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