She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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