Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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