When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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