He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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