when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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