The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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