it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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