For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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