I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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