scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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