Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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