dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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