I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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